It is really annoying when a meeting or movie is undergoing and out of sudden, the phone is ringing…

I know they want to show off their ring tone, mp3 format, lossless quality, dynamic surround sound quality and show the hippy side of them, but please not during a business meeting with your colleagues, bosses or clients or in a movie.

This will only show where your professionalism level is. In your ass I guess.

Another tragic is they like to leave their mobile phone on their workplace, when the phone is ringing, they are nowhere to be seen. So the phone keeps ringing nonstop. It gets really annoying when the phone is set to maximum mind blasting volume.

Can’t they just be smart enough to know the importance of the occasion and automatically turn their phone to silent? Do these office assholes need to be reminded just like those advertisement in cinema to politely request you to turn off or silent your mobile phone? Even a nine year old know how to turn off the phone during the class. Asshole!

These office assholes working in a multinational company, carrying high qualification from famous institution or university, dressing in branded and looking smart and professional, earning high salary, but do not know how and when to turn their mobile into silent according to occasion and importance. Asshole!

Once I was really pissed off because my colleague left his modified, pimped Nokia 3310 to extra loud volume ringing nonstop while he was away the whole day, I composed a song into his phone and set it as primary ring tone. The song I composed was,

“Ke ren lai, kan ba ba, ba ba bu zai jia, wo qing ke ren xian zuo xia, zai jing yi bei cha”

Everybody in the office burst into laughter every time his phone starts ringing. Of course, he was trying to figure out who was the bastard that altered his ring tone. Well, if you don’t be an asshole, nobody will be a bastard.

If you are reading this and you are behaving like that and none of your colleagues confronted you being an asshole, let me tell you that you are an asshole, asshole!

If you know anybody who behaving like that, ask them to read this or do me and the rest of the world a favor by educate them, tell them not to be an asshole.