I went up the this urinate bowl, those type without a divider and stand next to a man whom I assumed he is finishing his business as he was there before me and started flushing the bowl and shaking his long john off.

That’s pretty normal.

As I was “loading” my thing and prepare to release my bladder, this man next to me is shaking. A slow shake or fast shake which last for few seconds is totally fine because I understand this is a man thing, shake it clean before putting it back into the safety net.

I didn’t stare at his penis, I was looking straight and really wanted to release my pressure and let everything out for the best piss of my life. But his rapidly moving stroking action, skin showing, wiggling-wiggly his penis is within my eyes’ frame, I can’t help it but to close my eyes and concentrate on my business.

But the last thing that I know, he was shaking it even faster and the squishing sound really got into my nerves. But I kept my eyes closed and stood there in hope that I can quickly get my business done and get away from this man.

Alas, nothing I can do, I can’t concentrate, can’t release my bladder, even after I stood there for 1 minute or more and the guy is still shaking unwillingly to wrap up his business.

I really got pissed off.

I flushed the bowl, keep my things and walked away into a cubicle to settle my business. Immediately my bladder was released.

I’m not that kind of guy that must have a complete privacy in a cubicle before a pee. But this guy is really annoyed me with his masturbating action for more than one minute in an open toilet, open urinate bowl.

That was the weirdest moment and worst case happen to me in a toilet trying to pee but couldn’t.

Usually I’ll greet or at least nod my head with eye contact whenever I meet these people in office regardless I know them or not, because we are all in the same workplace.

There is this Malay lady whom I guess is from building maintenance management based on her outfit, walkie-talkie in her hand, running from place to place for checkup daily, she came to me when I was playing games working with my eyes staring on my notebook and greet me! I didn’t realize she was around me until she greeted me and I look away from my notebook and greet back to her.

A few more people whom I don’t know and didn’t work with me passed by my cubicle and greeted me and asked me whether I have my breakfast/lunch. Strangely, I barely know them by names except for their faces. It is very kind and friendly of them to someone don’t work for them.

Another case wasn’t happen in office, but somewhere out of town in Sungai Long just after a pouring rain. As I was reaching my car to drive out, an Indian man approached me and informed me not to use the main highway as it was blocked by a tree caused by heavy rain and strong wind blows earlier and it causes a massive traffic jam, advised me to use an alternative road instead.

I thanked him but this Indian man didn’t inform this piece of information to other people as they too going to their car and wanted to drive out I assumed. I don’t understand why this is happening as he will not know whether I am driving out of Sungai Long or am I from Sungai Long itself.

Today, I was on my notebook reading some news online, this cleaning lady came to me out of nowhere and tells me that she will clean my workstation in the evening. I was completely surprised by her action!

• First, I didn’t inform the cleaning lady to clean my workstation.
• Secondly, my workstation is not dirty or messy, it is as clean as Britney spears shaved her head bald.
• Lastly, she don’t work for me, she is working for my client and I’m based in their office as vendor, even though she is responsible to clean up my workstation, doesn’t mean I can instruct them to do work.

Maybe it is my luck, I don’t know as I’m really surprised by their action, their kindness, friendliness. I do hope we can have more of these people around us, I’m sure we will have better environment to work in and to live in. 1Malaysia.

Commonly, we will step into the lift and turn 180 degrees and facing back at the lift’s door. If it is very crowded in the lift, at most we will stand sideways, having our backs facing the side of the lift.

Why nobody would stand with their back facing the door, and face facing inside the lift?

No matter how pack is the lift, if the space is only left for 1 last person to step in, this person for sure will turn around and have the back facing the rest of the passengers, and face towards the door that you could almost kissed.

If you ever in the situation whereby you are in the lift with your face facing inside the lift and the rest of the passengers, if you will find yourself in a very awkward position. The rest will have the strangest ever eye contact with you, as if somebody just broke into their bathroom and sniffed their underpants and they suspect you are the one.

However, if you are in the train, no matter how or where you stand, people just don’t care about you. Even if you are standing upside down. Ok, maybe not.

Why would I know, because I tried it before, just to find out how other people feel about your present in the special position. Best yet, try to look into their eyes.

Try it yourself and experience the “excitement” you won’t get it elsewhere.